Stupid human trick II (or field corn for dinner)

Um yeah-time for today's installment of stupid human trick. Unfortunately I'm the human again.

Hubby brought us home some corn last night, he'd just picked it at my in-laws. We were having it tonight with our dinner.

My thoughts as I was husking it:

::Geez Larry, this looks stuff looks tough.

::Geez Larry, why couldn't you have looked for more tender stuff.

::I know it's been a while, but I thought the silk was yellowish not dark brown.

My thoughts as it was cooking:

::At least it smells good.

My thoughts as I was eating mine before Larry got home from work:

::This isn't very good.

::Maybe I should have cooked this longer, cause man-this is tough.

::Why am I even eating this.

My words to Larry when he got home:

::I don't think you're gonna like this.

::Wow that stuff's tough.

His words to me:

::Well-it shouldn't be, it's just coming on.

::Let me look at it.

::Why-that looks like field corn-hope I didn't pick the wrong stuff.

::Wait till I taste it.

::Eeewww-that's field corn, not sweet corn! Now, how'd that happen???

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Maybe, we'll try again tomorrow.

Then again-maybe we won't.

Field corn-it's what's for dinner.

Oink oink!!!